sarcastic

I love sarcasm …

i love sarcasm its like punching someone in the face but with words ecard

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment ecard

You call it road rage …

You call it "Road Rage", I call it aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to drive ecard

Someone just honked …

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead ecard

My alone time …

My alone time is for everyone's safety ecard

I don’t think I get enough credit …

I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated ecard

Sometimes I have to remind myself …

Sometimes I have to remind myself that the jail time isn't worth it ecard

I hate being tickled …

I hate being tickled. I don't think it's cute or funny. I will know you out, by accident, on purpose ecard

I was going to call in sick today …

I was going to call in sick today until I realized I'm already at work ecard

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