Which one of these would get your attention and business?
1. Technically, this is correct and what I would expect from these services …
2. Challenge accepted.
3. Telling it like it is although for some, whiskey may be more appropriate …
4. Wow.
5. And a Drive Thru on top of all that …
6. Just the way I like my shafts and balls. Wait what are we even talking about here again?
7. Because let’s be honest, most people would include a 30 percent inflated mark-up anyways …
8. Edumacation …
9. Love that they have t-shirts also. They know a market when they see one.
10. Taking teabagging to another level …
11. Speaking of …
12. I am noticing a theme here and it ain’t pretty.
13. At least he had the decency to cover himself up.
14. What could go wrong?
15. Sometimes, third party intervention is just necessary …
16. And this will scare that cat straight about catnip.
17. Time to party.
18. Perfect place to take someone on a first date …
19. OK, we’re turning the car around right now kids.
20. Simple. Direct. And Effective.
BONUS: Burger King, the ultimate troll.